ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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