it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
do nipples grow back?
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