wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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