so explain again why im purple
no
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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