what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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