that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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