Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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