what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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