i may or may not be watching the land before time
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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