The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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