She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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