what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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