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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.

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(770): View more from Georgia

DR UNK TOWN USA

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TEAM USA GO AMERICA

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(512): View more from Texas

I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?

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(630): View more from Illinois

its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it

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(480): View more from Arizona

I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.

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(319): View more from Iowa

She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.

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(613): View more from Ontario

It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.

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(813): View more from Florida

I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable

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