Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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