Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
the day after is always just damage control
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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