I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
