I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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