I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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