oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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