Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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