Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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