I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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