Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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