Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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