Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
