i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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