Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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