Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
