He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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