i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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