Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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