Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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