This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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