google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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