scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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