Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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