Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
We had sex on a dog bed..
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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