they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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