Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
