I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He? As in you personified your dick?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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