and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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