He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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