you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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