he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I had to cum in my sink.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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