Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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