I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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