Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize