I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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