he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
