i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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