he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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