I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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