It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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